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OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE

Ultra rare "TOON EDITION" - CRACKED Magazine #357 from July 2002, with Silly CD Trading Cards! 


The magazine comes signed by former webmaster, writer and Contributing Editor Mark Van Woert, and will include one single Silly CD Trading card as a FREE gift! While supplies last!


CRACKED was published monthly/bi-monthly from 1958 to 2007. It is no longer active and is not part of a subscription. This collectible item is perfect for fans of comic books and magazines.


The magazine interior photo depiction of Mark Van Woert and Dick Kulpa is for authentication purposes only, and may not be in this particular issue.

Mark Van Woert, Charles Cerrito. and Dick Kulpa. Copyright 2003. All rights reserved.

Mark Van Woert, Charles Cerrito. and Dick Kulpa. Copyright 2003. All rights reserved.

CRACKED MAGAZINE #357 "TOON EDITION" July 2002 - VINTAGE

$9.95

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Ultra rare "TOON EDITION" Cracked Magazine #357 from July 2002.


The magazine comes signed by former webmaster, writer and Contributing Editor Mark Van Woert, and will include one single Silly CD Trading card as a FREE gift! While supplies last! Each issue is vintage new and never reached the news stand for consumer sale. They come from Mark's personal inventory.  


Allow 4-8 weeks for delivery. Available on eBay also!

Experience the comfort of Soft, fluffy, and subtly sweet, HOMEMADE BREADS FROM COTTAGE HOME FOODS®

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CRACKED #362 APRIL 2004

Vintage Recall Freak- All Edition CRACKED Magazine #362 from April  2004! 


The magazine comes signed by former webmaster, writer and Contributing Editor Mark Van Woert, and will include one single Silly CD Trading card as a FREE gift! While supplies last!


CRACKED was published monthly/bi-monthly from 1958 to 2007. It is no longer active and is not part of a subscription. This collectible item is perfect for fans of comic books and magazines.


The magazine interior photo depiction of Mark Van Woert and Dick Kulpa is in this particular issue.

CRACKED MAGAZINE #362 "Recall Freak-All Edition" April 2004

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Vintage Recall Freak- All Edition CRACKED Magazine #362 from April  2004! 


The magazine comes signed by former webmaster, writer and Contributing Editor Mark Van Woert, and will include one single Silly CD Trading card as a FREE gift! While supplies last! Each issue is vintage new and never reached the news stand for consumer sale. They come from Mark's personal inventory.  


Allow 4-8 weeks for delivery. Available on eBay also!

If You're Cracked, You're Happy: The History of Cracked Mazagine, Part Too!

$45.00

If You're Cracked, You're Happy: The History of Cracked!

The second issue of an in depth history of MAD's longest rival CRACKED Mazagine (spelled wrong on purpose.) By author Mark Arnold. Tells some of the story that Mark Van Woert played while at the magazine. Hardcover. Does not come autograph. Sold by AMAZON.

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CRAZED: 1978 Starring Catherine Bach

$14.95

CRAZED: 1978 Starring Catherine Bach

Originally released as Nicole in 1978, Crazed features Daisy Duke herself Catherine Bach. The DVD includes a Special Feature called - "Video essay on the General Lee from “The Dukes of Hazard” which was Directed, Produced, and Written by Mark Van Woert. Does not come autograph. Sold by AMAZON

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Debbie Rochon Confidential: My Years In Tromaville Exposed

$9.95

DEBBIE ROCHON CONFIDENTIAL: MY YEARS IN TROMAVILLE EXPOSED

Debbie Rochon got her start as a Tromette along side Troma founder and creator of THE TOXIC AVENGER, Lloyd Kaufman and became one of films greatest scream queens! Catch Mark Van Woert co-starring as Debbie's Webmaster in this B role classic! Does not come autograph. Sold by AMAZON

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MARK VAN WOERT'S VERY FIRST "BOB ROSS" STYLE PAINTING AND ITS THE LAST ONE!

Original Art by Mark Van Woert

$475.00

($15.00 shipping)

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Own this original "Bob Ross" style piece of art by Mark Van Woert. Mark started painting about ten years ago after ordering the Bob Ross art of painting kit.


Mark painted six different pieces, this being his very first one. Ironically its the last one left!


Please allow 10 weeks for delivery.

JONES SODA & MARK VAN WOERT

Autographed Bottle of myJONES soda featuring Mark Van Woert

$10.00

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Limited Collector's Item! An autographed bottle of myJONES Cream Soda with Mark Van Woert on the front! 


Sold as a novelty item only. Not as a beverage product.


Allow 4-8 weeks for delivery. 

Return and Refund Policy

All sales are final. No refunds or returns. Customer service inquiries for items sold through Amazon, or any other third party vendor are handle by those third party vendors. For further information, or if you have any questions please email us info@vanwoertenterprises.com 


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